I awoke this morning to the sound of the alarm clock ringing in my ear. Stumbled out of bed to head to the "head" <--(that's Navy talk for bathroom), and almost stepped on a poopy diaper that the dawg had taken out of the bathroom trash and shredded. Then almost stepped on a pile of poop that the dawg had graciously left for me to maneuver around in the dark. Thank you, Frodo!
Okay...so I departed for the workplace in the dark. Most of the day went okay, but at the beginning of 5th period, one of my students told me that another of my young ladies was in the hall, crying her eyes out. I went to the hall. Indeed, there she was, surrounded by three of her buddies--all late to class--weeping piteously. "What's wrong?" She launched into a story about what had just happened in the previous class. One young man had hit her in the arm (leaving quite a red mark, I might add), and her boyfriend wanted to retaliate in defense of her honor...but since he would be expelled if he got in a fight, another of the young men (who happens to live with her boyfriend) decided HE'D do the honors. He lit into the offender and beat him up. "So why are you crying?" "I've never seen a fight before!" (I find that hard to believe...)
My colleague managed to get the boys separated, but the attacker went back for another round. The teacher called in the troops, and all perpetrators were spirited to the principal's office for the last three periods of the day. The last big event that happened--a drug deal--happened in the same teacher's classroom. I asked her today, "Why does all the good stuff happen on your watch??" She decided to tell the kids, "The next time you want to fight or take drugs, go to Mrs. McNary's room!
As soon as the last of the students were booted to the buses at the end of the day, I headed home. Meg and I had already decided via IM that we would go out for a bite to eat this evening. (Doesn't happen often!) Then go to Aldi's for groceries. Both children sported new bite-marks from earlier attacks on each other. The kids were relatively well-behaved at the restaurant, but that soon went downhill.
At Aldi's, I ran into the parents of one of my students. The dad is a teacher, too, at Northwest High School, and both of them have a neat sense of humor. I've now had all four of their sons in class through the years. At the beginning of the appropriate years of their sons' attendance in my classes, they walk in on Back to School Night, and I always say, "Not you again!" Aldi's wasn't crowded, so we traded interesting stories as we shopped. The father commented on the "junk" we had in our cart, while he said that the bag of junk chips he had in his hand was dinner for three nights. Our order was going to take two cards at the checkout--Meg's for food stamps, and mine for what the stamps don't cover. Just as we approached the check-out line, Ryan announced that he had to go to potty. I worried about leaving to take him without giving Meg my debit card. No problem, she said...just go. So I did. I am standing in the bathroom helping Ryan go pee-pee when there is an explosion in the hallway. It is Robin. "Grandma! Grandma! Where is Mommy's card? GRANDMA!!! GRANDMA!!" I managed to get Ry's pants pulled up in time to open the door and rush out. Mr. Burns (the parent) was right behind Robin, yelling "Grandma! Grandma!" Thank GOD I wasn't the one going to the bathroom! How embarrassing!
Emerged from the bathroom and gave Meg my card so the transactions could be completed. In the meantime, the children started running amok. They were totally out of control--embarrassing both Meg and me--so I took them to the car while Meg bagged up the groceries. We had another stop to make at Wal-Mart. Things weren't going well so far, but we decided to go for broke. Wally-World wasn't quite as bad--largely because the children were wearing out. (Not to mention Mommy and Gramma!!)
After returning home, there were a few moments of playing in the back yard with the new balls that the children got, but there was also still strife. Bathtime! Ryan first. Robin had been such a skunk that her mother ensconced her in the bedroom until story time. I folded laundry. I heard Megan say, "What do you mean, something is in the bathwater??" Then a cry of dismay. As it happens, Ryan had to "poop" while in the bathtub. He got out, did his business, was wiped, and put back in the tub...but...well...apparently he wasn't done. There was poop floating in the bathtub!! We yanked him out, drained the water, cleaned up the mess and bleached the tub. Ugh! Put him back in to finish the cleaning. And now, I THINK everyone is asleep. (Not sure about Little Miss Robin.)
Hope you had a non-poopy day! Wish I had!