In a Perfect World...

Ceiling fans would not collect dust.
Bugs would not die and fall to the floor in hard-to-reach places.
Sauces would not splatter out of the pan onto the stove.
Cobwebs would not collect on the ceilings and walls.
My daughter wouldn't be 2,000 miles away.
My grandchildren would not be 5 hours away.
My sister wouldn't be 4 hours away.
I wouldn't be fat.
My yard would mow itself.
There would be more money left at the end of the month.
I wouldn't be afraid each night that I won't wake up in the morning.
Television programming would include SOMETHING for us old folks...not just for the under-35 crowd.
I would know more about computers and electronics.
I would have planned better for retirement so I would not be so strapped for funds at the end of each month.
I would have more than two nightgowns.
My life would be better organized.
My grandchildren and I could be more in touch.
I would have more adequate clothing.
I would quit wishing for a perfect world!